I will probably live to regret this (and maybe not too long), however

I went out today and bought myself a safety razor. I was a little sick of the constant price-hiking by Gillette and Co (not to mention the shenanigans of their highly-paid ad-men) and thought that I might try to shave like a "real man" for a while. If you see me in the street and it appears that I have had an accident with a hedge-trimmer please smile and walk on......